Alexander Churchyard
Director MJ Dixon
Director Andrew Elias
Director Michael Fausti
Director Sam Mason Bell
Director Thomas Lee Rutter
Director Singh Lall
Producer

Dani Thompson
Paula Valentine / Rose / Miss Dani Teeze / Suzanna Diamond Martin W. Payne
The Proprietor Laurence R. Harvey
Vic Vorley / Chode the Toad / Major Tinto Stella Paris
Stripper (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") Ayvianna Snow
Ilsa Lall / Eyeball Victim Charlie Bond
Biscuit / Mary Whitehouse Georgina Dugdale
Lemora Lachrymose (segment "These Burnt Children") Pauline Peart
The Curator #2 (segment "Video Dungeon") Andrew Spooner
Voiceover (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer") Annabella Rich
Ivy (segment "The Red Lipped Moon") Peter Tilley
Walter (segment "Video Dungeon") Rami Hilmi
Eggbert Humphries (segment "Egghead")

Alexander Churchyard
Writer Hannah Paterson
Writer Singh Lall
Idea