Alexander Churchyard
Director Max Davenport
Director Paul Doherty
Director Andrew Elias
Director Bazz Hancher
Director Spencer Hawken
Director Debbie Lane
Director Waseem Latif
Director

Dani Thompson
Miss Dani Teeze / Paula Valentine / Sandy / Jen / Nieves Amber Doig-Thorne
Kaz Ayvianna Snow
Mabel Annabella Rich
Jackie (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") Dean Kilbey
Dodgy Dan Phelim Kelly
Bar Tender (segment "The Gory Hole") Melissa Todd
Vampire #3 / Stripper #2 Mark Collier
Detective Lenzi William Marshall
Commando (segment "Invasion of Studio 69") John R. Walker
Peter Sommers Andrew Elias
The Beast (segment "The Beast of No-Mans Land") David Gelmini
Isaac Kinski (segment "Ninja in the Heart of the Vampire")

Lauren Jane Barnett
Story Alexander Churchyard
Story Max Davenport
Writer Matthew Davies
Writer Paul Doherty
Writer Andrew Elias
Writer Spencer Hawken
Writer Pete Hurren
Writer Tony Mardon
Story Hannah Paterson
Writer Richard Rowntree
Writer Robert A. Watson
Music